Филм Inglorious serfs

The samurai rules are simple: fight with two swords, train for half a day and not run into trouble for the sake of feelings. But how to fulfill at least one, when your name is Taras Shevchenko, your girlfriend is tormented by a bastard, and your mentor beats you to train your iron will? You will have to become a samurai in 2 days: shoot "Macedonian", run fast and finally stop staring at geisha.